Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
The Trap Rug
If you were really cruel, you could have actual steps down to a basement like that, but then paint the edges and glue down a fringe so it just looks like a rug. ‘Til someone steps on it.
this is evil.
wow that’s some serial killer shit
i shouldn’t be laughing but I am