A conjuration of these thoughts that plague me

sebassman:





Day #15: The best rivalry Venom vs Flash Thompson 
Flash is Venom and try to be the hero but the suite wants to take over 

sebassman:

Day #15: The best rivalry Venom vs Flash Thompson 

Flash is Venom and try to be the hero but the suite wants to take over 

(Source: webslingingsebass)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via basiccoffee)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via midsummer--madness-deactivated2)

tyrannyoftherose:

victoriadonelda:

 




The Trap Rug

If you were really cruel, you could have actual steps down to a basement like that, but then paint the edges and glue down a fringe so it just looks like a rug. ‘Til someone steps on it.

this is evil. 

wow that’s some serial killer shit


i shouldn’t be laughing but I am

tyrannyoftherose:

victoriadonelda:

 

The Trap Rug

If you were really cruel, you could have actual steps down to a basement like that, but then paint the edges and glue down a fringe so it just looks like a rug. ‘Til someone steps on it.

this is evil. 

wow that’s some serial killer shit

i shouldn’t be laughing but I am

(Source: itsybitsylittledeadthing, via midsummer--madness-deactivated2)